Friday, April 18, 2008

Chinese new year fever?





Happy chinese new year! Hey... wait, I thought chinese new year is long over already? Why are you showing this year's new year photo of decoration?

I took these photos like yesterday and it has been there for like decades. The decoration is like all same pattern one. Most probably bought from the chinatown last day of new year sale. Then some more like 10 for $5 dollars, I don't know?

Let me try to analyse the owner's thinking. He was trying to make his house look prosperous looking by adding some red and gold elements. Originally, he only wanted to decorate the main door part but later as there was like dozens of left overs, he handily stick it to the big patch of walls beside it.

His mind was filled with artistic thoughts as he paste those decors. He made it as neat as possible for his main door part and later get frustrated as there were too many to paste and he anyhow paste the rest of it like how apple do it.

The macdonald delivery man complained that he cannot find the door bell upon reaching his doorsteps. He fainted as the striking colours blinded him. The household got the macdonald delivery free because the delivery man fainted with mouth drooling foams

1 possible scenario

Owner: Come my house la~
Apple: I don't know how to come your house, can describe to me?
Owner: Ok! (All ready to describe)
Owner: My house's door got 12 new year stickers, excluding the door bell promotional stickers. The sides has 15 new year stickers, greatly consist of rats one. (The rats has bucked tooth)
Apple: Ok (puzzled)

Apple reached the doorsteps and counted the stickers to double check. All in all, Apple could have asked for the door plate number which is #02-133

Bicycles



Sometimes when I look at bicycles, I will laugh silently in my heart because they are so cute. I've never seen anything so cute before. I think bicycles with basket is the cutest.

I always had bad habit of throwing things into people's bicycle's basket. I think it is the perfect place to throw something because it just had to be this way. Imagine the owner unlocking the locks at their bicycle and they had to empty their basket first. Then they keep making the "chek chek" sound when they are annoyed.

Sometimes, you even see the wheels missing! I wonder what good does it have that make people go through the trouble to remove people's wheels. Imagine someone who wants to ride his own bicycle, he came downstairs and he saw his wheels gone. Infront of him were some left over pieces of metals and he was standing there clutching his fists. The scene is extravaganza.

Jackie Chan's newest advertistment

Had you all seen the latest Jackie chan's advertistment? It shows him reviewing a hair product and he deem useful and it works.

The way he shoot the advertistment is like any other ads except with Jackie chan personally. He sits side way and was looking at the camera facing him. Then there is another camera that was filming his side face and featuring this scene to the audience. The special thing about this type of filming was to make the target not nervous as he wasn't looking directly at the screen. It is also a special way to film.

In the ads, he was saying that he don't want the audiences to buy the product because he was the one who publicize it. He asked for the test specimen and he will only introduce it to the audience when he feels that it works. He also says that he want his audiences to have the same results like him when he personally use it. Then he "Fling his hair" and say he trust Wang Be or whatever~

Super funny! Tell me if you had seen the advertistment.

by Anonymous at 11:03 PM |