Sunday, March 29, 2009

Steamboat, Left 4 Dead, The Unborn.

The chalet of E35D had reduced to a simple steamboat cum movie session at Bugis. Though it mainly consists of Teresa, Yuenky, Sherman, Marcus, Lester(MIA) and me, which coincidentally formed the cheapo gang because each and everyone of us shared the same trait of being extremely cheapo. (please don't deny)

I met teresa first at JE and without fail, she's later than ever. Initially, we were supposed to meet at JE at 6:30pm so that we can reach Bugis at 7:00pm. (Which I think is impossible)

Teresa told me: Don't need so early one lah, you think they will reach so early meh?

Me, the early bird: Erm, we shouldn't let them wait for us. I bet sherman will be the first to reach. Remember the last time?

Teresa recalling...: heh :P
Teresa: Ok then, we meet at 6:45pm lor

Me, the best person on Earth: Ok then, but you don't be late please?

In the end, she's late for 7 mins 53 seconds and she insisted that she's only late for 5 mins 85 seconds. I told her that there is no such things as 85 seconds and she just smile and adjusted her hair a bit. By the way, how is it possible to reach Bugis from Jurong East within 15 mins?

When we reached there, Yk, marcus and sherman gave the "Tsk-ing" face like this hasn't been the first time we were late. The problem is that they were right because whenever you are with Teresa, you can't be early with her usual influences that reaching early will make her feel stupid for waiting.

We walked over to the steamboat restaurant and I came all prepared for it! I drank milo for breakfast and had no lunch at all just to make myself starve and make sure that I utilise every cent of it. I guess the rest were the same because we are the "cheapos" but surely they will deny it.





Left to right: Yuenky, Teresa, Marcus and Sherman

Yuenky bought a new camera and she will be in charge of taking photos but the owner of the steamboat restaurant stomped forward and warned Yk that photo taking of food is not allowed while taking pictures of your friends and others is okay.



But teenagers being our age are rebellious. When you say cannot take pictures of food, we will still do it.



(This part onwards not true)
Yuenky immediately stood up in a rage with her chair being pushed out by the back of her knees. She reason with the owner that what if she accidentally take her friend's photo and in the photo it contains food? The owner rolled his eyes so hard that you can only see the white thingy without the pupil. "Then delete it, duh~" the owner replied.

Yuenky was furious. She is angry not because of the deleting of photos but at the "duh~" used behind his sentence. She had a phobia of people using "duh" because when she was young, her best friend said it to her and she accidentally killed her out of anger. Now that the owner said the magical word, he's done for it.

And so, Yuenky held up the hot bubbling pot of soup high up in the sky and we all knew that she is going to pour it over the owner but she suddenly stopped as if she was possessed and put the pot down back to the original spot. She curbed her hands like this:



and begin splashing the hot water at the owner without fearing that the hot water might scald her. The owner died eventually because of the horror that Yuenky imposed. Out of curiosity, I asked Yuenky what is her motive of her change of plan and she said that if she had poured the whole pot of soup over the owner, then there will be no soup left for steamboat.

We carried on with the steamboat with the owner dead beside our table. We took a picture of him because he said it's okay to take pictures of people and not food.



Let me put a picture up again so that you can imagine their actions when you read it. Left to right: Marcus, Sherman, Me, Yuenky and Teresa.

When Teresa heard that Yuenky had bought a new camera, she patted a hand across her chest with the "Heng ar" kind of feel as if she went shopping and saw a much discounted price of a handbag that cost 50 percent more last time.

She mumbo-jumbo some chants and put her camera back into her bag with her hands raising high up in the sky and shouted "YAY! I am FREE". Everyone turned and look at her as if she was really "free". She was shocked and placed a hand over her mouth pretending to be startled and adjusted her hair a little to avoid embarrassment.

When Yuenky saw Teresa doing the "adjusting-hair-to-avoid-embarrassment-poise", Yuenky asked her how she do it so naturally. Teresa replied like a matter of fact that this requires experience and they begin exchanging their techniques over small talks.

When it was time to take photos, Sherman seemed especially excited and Teresa was quick to notice these small changes. Sherman adjusted his hair a little to his right so that everything goes in place. Teresa saw it and immediately felt a tinge of jealousy over Sherman, who copied her arrangement of hair parting that he learned so quickly. Teresa felt that he must have been eavesdropping over the exchangement of techniques with Yuenky.

Marcus, who had been eating three prawns silently, began to eat his fourth but it dropped so suddenly that he felt pity for it because he had been peeling the shells off so carefully. Marcus asked Teresa what's the fuss about copying hair arrangements but Teresa felt that this was a serious matter because the technique can only be passed to girls as it was a forbidden technique. (She said this in a soft voice to make it sound like a forbidden technique)

Sherman excuse himself and for a moment and we thought he was suicidal material. He came back with a botak(number 1) and snatched Marcus's fifth non-shelled prawn to eat it. Sherman, who had allergy against prawns, demanded more prawns and poor Marcus had to keep peeling off the shells of the sixth, seventh, number eight he ate it himself without anyone noticing because he really cannot "tahan" anymore, and ninth shells of the prawns.

While all this is happening, Teresa felt amazed because Sherman had gotten his retribution of learning the forbidden technique. She knew that this will be happening because she read a book called "Little Red Riding Hood" and she love the part about the girl who got eaten up by the wolf.

Teresa continued soaking her raw beef in the soap while doing the correct swaying of hair to the sides. Marcus ate his tenth prawns. Yuenky keep placing her fingers into the soup without using the ladle to stir the soup. Sherman was so emo that he planned to use emoticons in every letters of every conversation in MSN from now onwards.

(End of abnormality?)

When we were full, we Cab to Cineleisure to buy tickets for the movie "The Unborn". We were supposed to meet Lester here but he said he is going to his Grandma house or he is accompanying her Gf or or he only meeting us after that for Hotel 81 (which we cancelled). Anything you choose to fill up his absenteeism.

At here, I was talking to Teresa while she was busy adjusting her hair and not listening to me. From the corner of Teresa face, I saw someone waving at me, signalling me to look over at "her". I looked at her and finally noticed her horrendous make-up. She is not exactly a "she" because the normal being wouldn't do that.

She said to me "Come to me baby, I wanna sell you oranges". No lah, actually she didn't said that but because she had a big breast which I guess she must have been putting orange at the right and mango on the left as it seemed unbalanced. When asked why she didn't put oranges on both side, I can only guess that the market had sold out of oranges.



Yk's newly bought camera suddenly became detective spy cams that zoomed 8x to allow us to see the irregularities of her breast and people might thought it was breast cancer.



Not to forget how "openly" she walked with her legs apart like you open up a pair of scissor. Her black stockings, (according to Yk), Her black panty hose, (according to me), gives the extra s***y look that she matched it against her bright pink shoes. P/s: s***y refers to silly or sally.

We also saw a uncle with a hello kitty pink bag that has a cat meowing sound coming out from it. We suspected that he must be those psychotic killers that kidnapped small kittens to cook curry with.



A tad, filmsy as Yk was busy hearing the sounds that is coming out from the bag, mimicking the look of the Pocahantas placing a hand at the ear, listening to the sounds of the waterfall.



After that, we played Left 4 Dead at the 9th floor and because this was yuenky's virgin play at L4D, she just stood there and let the hunter or boomer pull her or explode on her without any struggle.

We did not know how to create game and so we split up into 3:2 to play the campaign mode.

After that, we went into the theatre and watched "The Unborn"



We thought this movie was NC16 or above because the poster shows a girl with panties but it was rated PG which I think it's a bit too "loose".

Not forgeting the fact that an over-powered character that was shown in the trailers with his head truning 360 degree and movement like Ju-on. I was overjoyed to find him, pronounced as "Ee Lye".



Hello, I can twist my head. Before that, I am a stroke patient that is paralysed from the waist down but after being cursed by devils, I can move around and scare people!

The movie is okay and I will rate it 4/5.

After that, share a cab home with Marcus as the Teresa went home with her Bf. Luckily I paid $10 only and Marcus was kind enough to pay the rest :) (I doubt the total taxi fare will be $23.40 by the time he reach his house)

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